AISubs v3.7
It's the one-hour special at the end of the year!
We want to praise the 01 Familia!
Tonight is the one-hour special extension that aired at the end of the year!
Farewell, youthful light and beauty squad!
We're still going strong!
Ah! I like that part!
First of all, the award for looking back at the best scenes of the year by department!
Here it is!
"Big Failure! We Did It!" department!
What is it?
This is the big failure that the members have done in previous recordings and recordings,
and scenes of problems that Morita-san got angry about are nominated.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Basically, it's "Big Failure!", isn't it?
"Big Failure! We Did It!" department!
The first nomination is...
For the first nomination in the gravure world,
Hanasaki Rea and...
Yura Yura Heart!
And the mysterious girl named Yura Yura who cut off "zero" and "one"!
It's probably only seen on this show!
"XX" by girls!
Can we watch this?
It's in the first episode of the show that should be commemorated!
- Ta-da! - Oh.
- Yes, it's Kuromi-chan! - Kuromi-chan, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
- She used to passionately say that she loves Kuromi-chan the most in the world, but... - She's always...
- You know, carrying her around, right? - She's always with Kuromi-chan.
- Hey! - Hey!
- Wait, wait, wait! - Hey!
- Wait, wait, wait! - Hey, stop it!
- When a problem arises, Hanasaki defeats Kuromi - chan. - Kuromi-chan!
- A subtle incident occurs... - Kuromi-chan!
- Where is that girl? - Huh?
- Kuromi-chan, I've always loved you... - Then show me again how you're sitting.
- I can't help it, I'm excited, too! - Kuromi - chan, I want you to look at me more closely.
- I want you to look at me more closely. - What's wrong?
- For some reason, Yurina tries to show Kuromi - chan closer to Morita. - What's wrong?
- As a result, a major incident occurs! - It's coming out! It's coming out!
- What is it? What is it? - Kuromi-chan...
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- What are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- What's wrong?! - Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- They go around Kuromi-chan and hold hands in front of Morita!
- What is going on?! - What is going on?!
- No way! - No way!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- Hey, your ears! - Hey, your ears!
- Wait a second! - Wait a second!
- You know what? - You know what?
- In front of other MCs, you should never do that!
- Right? - Right?
- This is... - Big failure! You've done it!
- The next nominee is...
Basically, I'm doing everything in an OK style, without NGs.
No NGs and wild dreams!
They plan to stay in such a forest for two days.
But it's impossible for a close-up shoot!
No way!
As he said without saying "no problem", he showed us the gravure shooting site and even his house, but...
What did you do today?
Seriously, what did you watch?
As Morita said, the content was surprisingly thin for two days.
In addition, when asked "what are you going to dream of in the future?", he also said...
My dream in the future?
Well...
I want to live in a big house.
A thin house...
Well, you can't see it, can you?
The close-up content, his dream in the future,
and even a super thin forest are nominated for "I did it".
Yes, yes, yes.
I see. It means that a big incident happened in the first episode.
It did happen.
After all, looking at their fight, I think it won't end with "one cool".
I think it's been this far.
My ears are broken and my ears are gone.
Oh my!
That's right.
What?
Kurumi-chan's ears.
Oh, I see.
So I'm going to take out Morita...
Problem solver!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
A new generation of problem solvers have emerged!
That's enough!
Look!
No, no, it's not deja vu!
It's not deja vu!
Yume Hayashi!
By the way, Yume Hayashi has been selected for the award for Best Newcomer!
Well...
I'd like to give this award to the staff, not Hayashi-san.
She's been working hard for two days and hasn't gotten anything.
I'd like to give this award to her.
She's thin, but people can see her, right?
Yes, people can see her.
She does something weird at times like that.
Why?
That's why she's been around for a while.
What happened to your voice today?
You answered me, didn't you?
Yes, what happened?
You look old.
Did you drink too much yesterday?
No, I've been like this for a week.
Have you been drinking?
What?
Yes.
Hey!
Let me talk to you for a week!
Something must have happened!
That's right!
Next up is...
Morita-gun and Higashibukuro-gun will compete against each other!
A heated battle!
First up is...
"Bubble Soap Ball Battle"!
One woman will sit in a bubble machine and blow soap balls.
The time limit is one minute.
The person who makes the most soap balls wins.
Please choose your representatives.
Is there anyone who wants to go?
Can you go?
Can you go, Yoshizawa?
What should we do?
This is an idol competition.
We can't lose.
Let's go.
Bambi Yoshizawa vs. Niini Tomi.
Zero-one idol competition comes to life.
The one who makes a bigger soap bubble wins.
Don't say such a thing!
You have one minute.
Ready?
Go for it!
Make it bigger.
Go for it!
Go for it! Go for it!
Go, go, go!
Go, big one!
Go!
Go, go!
Time's up!
Big one!
How is it?
Here's the result.
The winner of the salmon ball challenge is Koumi!
I won! I won!
I won!
Is it true?
No, I won!
I won!
You played such a general-like game of winning and losing.
You were really good.
I don't have muscles.
What did you say?
Hey, hey, hey!
Love you.
We still have more challenges!
Next up is...
"Make My Heart Thump With Your Whispered Voice"!
This is a battle in which all team members will participate.
"FOX" with "FOXFUN" as its first letter.
The leader will draw one from "FOX" and make the opponent's heart beat with words starting with the letters written there.
The team with the lowest highest score wins by measuring the heart rate with a measuring device attached to the leader.
Morita's team is in first place. The first letter from "FOX" is also important.
Please draw one letter from "FOX".
The letters are important, too.
This one!
"MA"!
Are you sure about this?
"MA"?
Think of a situation or something like that.
Let's go with that.
Here we go. Ready!
Whisper.
"MA-N-TO-HI-HI".
"MA-L-O-N-C-R-E-A-M".
"MA-N-TI-KA-NO".
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
Are you okay with that?
Thank you!
I don't support you that much!
Look this way.
"MA-R-I-PI".
That's cute!
Anze.
Anze, you can do it!
Whisper.
"MA-CHU-PI-CHU".
That's good!
That's erotic!
It's going well!
It can be anything!
Situation!
It can be a sentence!
Well, I like you.
Five seconds before falling in love in the city.
I want to continue this forever!
I don't care if it's my second time, so please like me!
Well, in the end it's a secret, isn't it?
Time's up!
The highest heart rate of Higashibukuro-san is 107!
I got 107 with a punch can.
What makes me nervous is the moment when she takes a breath before taking a first breath with a punch can in her mouth.
Please don't say it!
The point of excitement is also unique.
High school Higashibukuro-gun.
If Morita's heart rate is 108 or higher, he wins!
Please!
No, no, no!
I don't want you to give me a bad score!
Well, I'll go with this!
It can be anything, right?
Are you ready?
Ready!
A-na-ta
I want you to support me more!
You don't have to request it.
Do you remember that day?
Oh, my God!
I'll make you feel better than that day.
It's still okay.
A-ni-ki-mo-su
It's still okay!
Naomi might have said it.
Naomi...
A-i-ste-ru
That's it!
Do you like me more than Ange-san?
Huh?
She's getting lower and lower.
Why?
She's getting lower and lower.
Why? Why?
Ha-pu-pu.
She doesn't know what's going on in her head.
I respect you for being quick-witted.
That kind of simple thing is good.
Um...
Morita-san...
You're like a middle-aged woman, right?
That's good! That's good!
You're getting higher and higher!
That's good! That's it! Let's go!
Ah...
Look this way.
I don't know what you're saying, but you're getting higher and higher!
Ah...
Don't look that way. Look at me.
Huh?
A-i-ste-ru
Ah...
I like that part.
With that said,
Morita-san's highest heart rate is 109!
That's great!
There's one person who's really good at this.
Kisumi-chan, right?
Right?
It's good that it's Kisumi-chan.
That's right!
It's good that it's Kisumi-chan!
Regarding this, it's better than Naomi's.
I'm practicing a new song and practicing a "kune- kune" voice.
And one day I'll be able to perform it.
I'm happy!
Now that we're here, let's hear Morita-san's highest heart rate whisper one more time!
Ah...
I like that part.
Ah...
I like that part.
Next up is a phone call battle without getting caught on the vibrating machine!
YouTube Zero One TV has recorded the highest number of views of 2 million times!
It's a game where you ride on the vibrating machine and compete for time until you get caught!
This is a vibrating phone, but it's a leader battle!
I don't want to see that.
The first one up is Higashibukuro.
Mr. Higashibukuro, are you going to be called quietly?
Well, it's a special edition, and I'd like to feel like I can talk to that person.
So, I'm going to be the most interesting person in Japan, Osaka.
Who is it?
I don't want to say who it is.
I'm his junior.
Who are you talking about?
I don't think he'll say anything even if something happens.
The person Higashibukuro is going to call is Osaka, which is the most interesting city in Japan!
If you don't notice it in three minutes, it's clear!
This is amazing!
Mr. Higashibukuro, are you ready?
Yes!
Then, vibrating phone, ready!
First of all, the button!
Please call Mr. Higashibukuro!
It starts as soon as you come out!
Hello?
Mr. Higashibukuro?
Yes, it's me.
What are you doing now?
I'm at the aquarium now.
Aquarium?
Why?
Yes, aquarium.
Why?
My...
What?
My...
My sister...
My sister has been coming for a long time and she lives in an aquarium.
Is it fun for you?
I don't think it's fun for you.
It's fun for me.
What?
It's fun for me.
What are you looking at in the aquarium?
What are you looking at?
It's fun for me.
I don't think it's fun for you.
What?
It's too much.
What do you mean?
What are you looking at in the aquarium?
What?
It's a penguin.
Is it a penguin?
It's a penguin.
Is it a penguin?
Yes, it's a penguin.
There is no penguin.
Can you speak louder?
I can't hear you.
Speak louder.
What are you doing?
You heard me, didn't you?
It's amazing.
Yes.
I heard you well.
Yes.
It's amazing.
I'm sorry.
I talked too much.
I'm sorry.
Are you going out of the aquarium?
Yes.
Are you going out of the aquarium?
Are you lying down?
No, I'm not.
As you heard, it's a penguin.
You did it!
I didn't know you could talk like that.
You did it!
You're good at it.
You didn't find me out, but we did have a conversation.
Did you shake your voice?
I did, but it was very scary.
I think Osaka-san's voice was shaking.
Osaka-san, thank you very much!
Who is it?!
Osaka-san!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
I think we'll probably have to cut this part out!
Why is that?!
"Why is that?!" That's a funny expression!
Morita's Ringing Phone! Who is it?!
Good morning!
Yes, good morning.
Next up is Morita-san from high school.
Morita-san, who do you call?
Well, when it comes to NBS's exclusive show "01 FAMILIA",
I call Makiyo-san from "CAMO MENTAL".
Who is it?! Who is it?!
I don't know!
I know about 20% of the people!
Makiyo-san!
Yes!
Makiyo-san doesn't have a lot of money!
No, you don't say that!
He's a champion!
So I'd like to talk about money!
Yes!
I think so!
The person who calls on the ringing phone is Makiyo from "CAMO MENTAL".
Please!
I'll say it anyway!
Ringing phone! Ready...
Can you hear it?
He's pushing it with his butt!
What?!
Please stand on your right butt!
Stand?!
Good morning!
What's up?
Makiyo-san, can you go now?
What? YouTube?
Are you okay now?
Yes, I'm fine.
Well...
What?
Well...
I'd like to talk about dark sales...
What? Dark?
Do you want me...
I think it's better if you don't say it.
No, of course not.
Huh?
I'm a party host.
Hmm...
What do you mean? Can I say it as a curry shop?
Well...
You can say it as a curry shop, but...
If you say "canonmental macchio desu", it's a little...
No, but...
Well...
I heard it's 4 million yen.
4 million yen!?
Yes.
4 million yen!?
Can you do it?
4 million yen...
What is it about?
Well...
No, it's really a party...
It's okay if you just introduce me as a curry shop...
Introduce you as "macchio curry"?
It's okay if you just introduce me as a curry shop...
Well...
Wait a minute.
Then...
Cool it down, cool it down.
Well, it's not for entertainment work...
Yes.
Go as a curry shop...
Yes.
Introduce you as "macchio curry"...
Yes.
Wait...
Are you okay? Where are you now?
No, no, no...
Now...
Yes.
I'm having a meal with the president of the party...
Yes.
I'm having a meeting...
Is he next to you?
He's next to me.
Yes.
That's bad.
Yes.
Is he threatening you?
No...
No, he's not.
Is he lying?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Well...
It's only three minutes, so...
Morita is also cleared!
What is it about "macchio curry"?
Maybe it's not that his voice is shaking, but he's scared of the size of the music box.
That's right.
Over there, though.
Hello?
Yes, Macchio-san, I'm sorry!
Huh?
I'm recording a special version of "Envious" right now.
Special version?
Yes.
From Kansai?
Yes.
I was wondering if his voice was shaking or not, and whether or not it would be found out.
No, it was funny.
But why didn't you point it out?
No, I was wondering if you were recording YouTube.
Oh, I see.
I was wondering if you were in a cold place outside of Saraba.
Yes, yes.
That's why it's shaking.
That's why I was wondering if you were threatening the scary person next to you.
No, I wasn't threatened.
I see.